Two planes, two taxi rides, a bus and a Louage...Your browser may not support display of this image.
I had a sinking feeling we wouldn't survive the flight to Tozeur on TunisAir. A small plane in a foreign country with questionable security and unknown technology added up to surefire disaster in my mind. Geoff comforted me saying my biggest problem would be the smell emitted by some other passengers. We waited hours at the airport although the flight was never listed as late. Children amused themselves by climbing around signs, running in circles, and lying on the floor. The adults just sat. Finally we went through security x-ray where our bags got caught up in the rollers causing the entire luggage carousel to collapse. I bit my lip to avoid bursting out laughing and calmly took my bags away. Afterwards, we laughed imagining next we'd lift the armrest and rip out the whole seat of the plane or lift the window shade and inadvertently pull off the entire window. Well if we were going to die, at least we would go out smiling.
On the evening flight, I looked out the window below and saw scattered white lights on dotting the darkness like stars in a night sky. We had been diverted to stop first in Gafsa so we wound up having two flights. I promised Geoff that if we lived I wouldn't complain about anything else on the trip. When the second flight touched down, I breathed a huge sigh of relief. When I saw Tozeur, I knew I had made a difficult promise to keep.
In Tozeur, we arrived at the hotel we had booked and I asked to see the room first which was a joke since where else would we go? Tozeur had two types of hotels - ones for 250+ dinars a night and those for 30 dinars per night. There was nothing in the middle. I had picked the best of the worst and it showed. As soon as I saw it I realized I'd be waiting for the next hotel to shower. But I came back to the front desk where Geoff was waiting. I smiled and said, we'll take it.
That night we walked through the old city. At 9 pm, the locals were out in cafés, shops and even barbershops. Men sitting on stoops greeted us as we walked by - clearly, we stood out. Despite seeming safe, everything in Tozeur had an aged roughness to it. Paint peeled off every surface, tiles were cracked, and nothing seemed quite scrubbed clean. We found the only open restaurant with some tourists. This was a first for us, we were actually seeking out tourist spots. They didn't have much of the menu that night, and I was looking for something plain so I got spaghetti. Big mistake. It was pretty gross. Geoff fared better with lamb kebabs so I ate some of his. But seriously, how much lamb can one eat? The Tunisian answer: a lot.
That night at the hotel, I tried to research a hotel in the DK book since Lonely Planet had steered us to a dump, once again. While reading in bed, we spotted a large bug darting across the floor which Geoff promptly killed. I was convinced it was a roach, but Geoff claimed it was a beetle. Unfortunately I've seen a roach before so I wasn't convinced. We slept better than you would expect under the circumstances but I awoke alert and ready to go at 7:15 am.
We gathered our bags and walked to the bus station. The streets were filled with trash and I even spotted a dead cat in the side of the road. Where was the town of historic architecture in the tour books? We had decided to make our way to Douz because it sounded more like a resort town with tourist attractions. After all, it was nicknamed 'the gateway to the Desert.' Little did we know...
Meanwhile we hopped on a bus to Khebili where we would find another bus to Douz. The headrests of the bus seats were wet and I had a sinking feeling it wasn't from freshly washed hair. We drove past the salt lake Chott El Jerid, part of a system of lakes that stretches from the Gulf of Gabes all the way into Algeria. The colors of the mineral rich landscape shimmered purple and red with a crusty white edge. I had read that this was the most frequent location for a mirage. Mine was of a luxury hotel in a legitimate tourist town. Of course, I wasn't complaining. I was alive and happy to be so.
We passed through a series of rural desert towns, all of which looked poor, where children played barefoot on the dusty streets and covered women carried groceries from markets. The poorly built houses sagged and bulged with age. Often we'd spot roosters, chickens and sheep running amidst the people. Geoff tracked our progress to Khebili on his GPS when we were approached by an interesting character with dyed fire engine red hair wearing an Adidas tracksuit. He was Tunisian but spoke English and showed us pictures of 'friends' he had met from other countries. I could tell Geoff was concentrating on not missing our stop. I didn't trust this guy but it was strange, I didn't mistrust him either. I guess when you're in a completely foreign place, you're so off balance that there's almost no sense in overanalyzing who is a friend or foe. It's clear you're vulnerable regardless. He got off the stop with us and offered to lead us to the Douz Louage station. So we followed him around the block. He reassured us that although there were a lot of scams he would be our Greek God of protection. And sure enough he got us straight to the Louage station which was basically a van parked on a street corner. There were several other locals taking the van to Douz for three dinars each. We thanked him and were on our own again.
Ironically the small van was much more comfortable than the 'luxury' bus. Nothing like vinyl seats to give you a sense of cleanliness. Nothing sticks to that stuff. Two planes, two taxi rides, a bus and a Louage later, we arrived into Douz. My first thought: um, this doesn't look like a resort town...
At 11 am, we literally stepped out of the van into the dusty desert town of Douz. It looked pretty much like all the worn-down towns we had passed on the way. We were immediately approached by a sales guy wanting us to take a tour that afternoon into the desert. The last tour left that day, he said. Due to a city festival over the next two days, he insisted, there would be no more tours after this. We almost were convinced, but I had done some advance research and knew for a fact there were tours the next day. Despite that, we went with him to his office since he was from Libre Espace which was one of the tour companies listed in both of our travel books. There we met Danielle, the French proprietor who spoke English and gave us the rundown of the tours. She seemed to know of no festival that would prevent us from doing a tour the next day.
In the meantime, I was eager to get checked into a normal hotel and shower. So they got me a taxi and I had him drive me to the only 4-star hotel in Douz - the El Mauradi. They wouldn't let me see a room, but it seemed decent enough and I figured it probably wasn't going to get much better so I booked a room. The room wasn't great - the towels were brown and of questionable cleanliness as well as the rug which had several iron marks on it (this seems to be a Tunisian trademark). On the plus side, it had a direct view of the sandy desert and a screen on the window. I hadn't seen a screen for several months, so that was quite exciting. Anyway, I took a shower, dried my hair and felt a bit better. Then I went down to the lobby to arrange a taxi. I finally made it back to our meeting corner at 12:45. Geoff had been waiting for me for a half hour since he was worried.
At this point, we had to decide on whether we would take a Sahara tour or not. Partly we wanted to just call it off and head back to Tunis. On the other hand, we had come this far. We had this vague feeling that we might be leaving right before the final reward so we decided to press on. We booked a tour. After that we went for some lunch at the only place open in Douz - Les Palmiers. Geoff and I both ate 'bricks' some egg and tuna stuffed into a fried shell. And we ordered some couscous, which this time turned out to be more like pastina than soggy breadcrumbs. I skipped the lamb, but ate the vegetables and wished there were more.
We took a cab back to the hotel and right before sunset decided to walk into the desert. Of course according to the tour books, we were not yet at the "Sahara of your dreams." Instead it's a combination of the sandy and rocky desert that makes up the bulk of the Sahara. Several locals with camels and horses tried to get us to rent a ride or at least hop on for a photo, but we declined. The mosquitoes were fierce and we got pretty bit up. But it was pretty and we amused ourselves practicing taking pictures of the sunset.
Back at the hotel, we kept trying to go to the gift shop to buy some stamps. But every time we went, the store was filled with Spanish people trying on traditional Berber dresses and headwraps. The tour groups were fascinating - they appeared and vanished in waves. Soon after, we discovered several hundred Spaniards in the lobby dressed in their newly purchased Berber outfits. Within a half hour, they were gone.
That night we sought out a traditional restaurant for dinner. When we went to the front desk at the hotel and asked them about getting a cab, they didn't think that was too likely for some reason. But he made a call, spoke some Arabic and then reported to us that the owner would come pick us up himself. When he arrived, we hopped in his car and he told us that tonight there was a "spectacle" with music and dancing -- apparently we were in luck.
When we were arrived, we found several hundred men and women in Berber outfits under a tent sitting at huge banquette tables. It was the Spaniards from the hotel. Technically the spectacle was for them, but we were welcome to join for a (still unspoken) price. It was pretty obviously that we didn't belong. Not because we didn't look Spanish, but because we weren't dressed in Berber outfits. We were seated in a section of all the people who just happened to come to this particular restaurant for dinner and didn't know what they were in for. At our table were two Swiss bankers who we spoke French with. It was easy to meet the others since we kept getting up. There was some soup, then some dancing and a horse show, then some couscous, then some belly dancing and singing, then dessert. In between the courses we met the other outcasts - a Tunisian woman and her Belgian boyfriend and a couple of British guys.
After the dinner (the Spaniards had now moved indoors for more singing and dancing), we started talking to the owner, mostly in English. He said not many Americans came there and he wanted to know if it was because they were afraid. I said, maybe. It was so unfortunate, he said echoing the same sentiment we would hear from all the Muslims we met in Tunisia. He believed that Americans and Arabs were just like all people, they wanted the same things. And it was true, it was clear the people here wanted the same things as us - family, success, peace. He wanted us to tell others, to encourage them to come to Tunisia and not be afraid. We promised to try, and soon after he drove us back to the hotel where for the first time ever we slept with the window open without fear of what might crawl or fly in.